Where do I start with this fucknut? Well, this boy has displayed levels of stupidity, illiteracy and sheer two faced bum-hole licking toadiness the depths of which no human being has dared plumb before.
He regularly posts on several Doctor Who forums as well as the Replica Prop Forum where he regularly masturbates himself in his all-so-superior knowledge of all things to with Doctor Who costumes and props. (To give you an example what a prick he is, he regularly goons around in his rather lame and utterly inaccurate 10th Doctor costume frowning at cameras). He is condescending, smug and dismissive and considers himself an authority on 'screen accuracy'. The truth is, he wouldn't know screen accurate if it danced the hornpipe on his rather large acromegalic chin.
An example of this is his so called 'knowledge' about the sonic screwdriver. He seems to think he knows more about this screwdriver than anyone. Not so. That honour falls to me and a handful of other people.
When I announced I would be making this sonic screwdriver he immediately started scoffing saying that it couldn't possibly be accurate etc etc, yada yada. He had a go at my other props including my Master's Ring and my Chameleon Arch watch (which incidentally IS the correct size and is about 95%+ accurate to the filming prop). But I will let that slide. What I can't forgive is the fact that since MFX got the license to make the authorised replica, he's practically moved into Neill Gorton's anus and been displaying levels of hypocrisy, ignorance, snideness and downright offensiveness towards me and my product.
Let me give you some choice examples of this moosefucker's ignorance (my replies in red):
The official version costs £219 + VAT bringing the price to £251.85
Shipping then costs £43.92 (or as much as £63.25 to Australia).
This brings the total price to £295.77.
This is without customs and import duties and courier administration/clearance fees. I highly doubt that they will ship the item as a gift with a lower monetary value.
Our version costs as little as £175 on pre-order and £200 on release.
We charge a flat rate of £15 shipping anywhere in the world meaning you can have your item for as little as £190 shipped.
We will also ship the item as a gift with a minimal monetary value meaning you will pay no taxes or duties.
The upshot? You save a minimum of £105/$180! This is provided that you don't get charged import duties and the chances of that happening are slim to none. And slim just left town.
This is hardly a 'nominal' saving, right Justin? How much did you pay again.....?
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".... Their FAQ's and information are interesting though.
"We had an original prop, cannot say how we did though" ? Look Justin, do you really, honestly think I would tell the world how I got hold of an original prop? Especially as I wasn't supposed to have it in the first place. Use that fucking brain, you numbnut.
They also say the orginal was resin, which is wrong, just from the pictures of the one karstva handled. Well yes, the original prop was resin, apart from the head. Not wrong. Documented, undisputed, axiomatic FACT, you stupid fucking cretin. Karsten has never handled an original prop. ASK HIM. He has one of the Character Options toy prototypes that is not 1:1. Not even remotely. It was made from concept art. EDIT: Karsten has since weighed in to confirm he has neither owned nor handled the filming prop. READ HERE. Yet another Primrodo fantasy. What is even more disturbing is that the pics of Karsten holding his CO Prototype clearly show it is made from PLASTIC. Primrodo has just demonstrated in SPECTACULAR fashion that he cannot tell the difference between metal and plastic. How the fuck he thinks he can tell the difference between stainless steel and aluminium is anyone's guess but some people's observational stupidity and overestimation of their own observational skills are just limitless I guess.
Then to top it off they say they are using more expensive materials, that are inaccurate, just to make it "better" Which is an opinion, especially comparing Stainless with Aluminum. "
Stainless steel is better. It's harder, heavier, easier to paint and more durable than aluminium will ever be. Can you tell the difference cosmetically from aluminium and stainless?
Bet you one of my sonic screwdrivers you can't.
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"HAHA Pantone shade? Who uses Pantones for acrylic?? Er....everyone does actually. It's the standard colour reference system.
Risu, the Eccelston slider does not look like that no, it was an idealization to fit their needs for a slider mechanism, so they opted for the Tennant version, while keeping the button the same as the pictures Kasten posted awhile back. Look at my previous blog and the pic of one of the Season 1 static props. Look vaguely familiar....hmmmmmm?
No closed pictures though? Can you not see it can close? Why would I make something that wouldn't close? Do I ask you to show a picture of your cock to prove you have one?
EDIT: Apparently Pantone has expanded to other areas like paint and plastic....but still! But still, what?"
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"Exactly my reason for not jumping to get one. Their business ethic by bashing the licence holder also turned me off. So my business ethic turns you off does it? I can bash who I want. Everyone knows the only reason MFX got the gig is because of favouritism. Why should it turn you off? You're not MFX so why should you care?
Its a nice enough replica, I still see things off here and there, Where? Name something that hasn't already been pointed out by me already. That's because you can't, you twat.
but the nice thing is that MFX's will be so accurate that there will be no question. Still feel that way Justin? Guess your bum licking didn't work did it? MFX are a makeup effects company with jumped up ideas above there station. They are not propmakers and it shows. They can't even copy a Sonic Screwdriver."
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"The watches are nice, but undersized and inaccurate too. Oh really? I guess you have measured the prop then, have you? More of the idealization there...and tooted to be the best ever. No idealisation here...and I don't see a better more accurate replica available, do you? He has some screencaps of his side by side and for the price, it should be alot closer. They are practically identical! Are you blind as well as stupid?
I do not know why MFX has done nothing yet..maybe they are waiting till he atually sells them? Maybe because in China I'm doing nothing illegal? Either way the disrespect hes shown a product not released yet with his which is a whopping 19 pounds cheaper...(when not not sale). I think we've safely established that it's actually nearer $180 cheaper but why should that little inaccuracy bother you? I hope the BBC comes down HARD. Yawn."
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"Things like the sonic closing, and having the groove are important prop details, just as important as having the right shroud on a Darth Vader lightsaber. By talking down to us about noticing a missing detail on a prop replica, I have to ask...why are you HERE? What missing detail? Just because I don't show it doesn't mean it isn't there. In the same vein, just because you don't show that you use your brain, doesn't mean you don't have one. Or does it?
There are problems with the CT Sonic. Its a nice fan replica, but to have it "sold out" for years, only to appear when the licence holder is bringing theirs out is ridiculous. There are details off, for the claims they are making and for the price they are asking. They have made changes to to accuracy, while retaining that its better because they think so. I'M DIRECTLY CHALLENGING YOU JUSTIN. WHAT DETAILS ARE OFF? Mine is accurate to the Season 1-2 prop. I can prove it is. Can you prove it isn't? Again, you think you are an authority. You know JACK SHIT.
The argument for aluminum and stainless is a matter of opinion. I had a custom Anakin ROTS saber based off the C3 displayed lightsaber...I had it done in aluminum. Why? Because thats what the real prop was! Does it scratch, yes, but I wear it on a belt in costume. But there are no gouges, dents or anything! slight easily buffed out hairline scratches...not big deals there. The sonic is smaller and light weight, and the real one is aluminum...I'd want no substitue myself. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference visually. GUARANTEED.
Things being better simply because your point of view says so is not not really an argument for a mass produced item. You may like the CT Sonic, and thats fine. Some of us do not. You fucking love my sonic and you know it. The only reason you are saying this is again, you are sucking up to MFX. Two faced prick that you are.
I personally do not like the attitude presented while slapping the license holder in the face. Really? That is too funny. Considering you planned to buy an MFX then replicate it and sell it cheaper. At least I am honest in my business. You are no worse than SCUM for displaying the hypocrisy you are doing. I have PROOF of your plans and will be posting this unless you apologize publicly for being such an utter knobend. My custom Anakin lightsaber is unique, its great and its lighter than MR's. Is it better? Nope, but its different in many aspects. By advertising that his fan made replica is superior to the prop house that has the real one in their hands takes alot of gall. MFX are not a prop house. They are a Makeup effects and prosthetics company. They have never made props until now. Despite his claims you can tell his recent discoveries came from Karsten's pictures and measurements. Oh really? What 'discoveries' would these be, huh? Why would I want those when they are inaccurate? Karsten owns an inaccurate platic toy prototype. His measurements and pictures are worth shit. There are several people that know these props inside and out and know this guy is talking out of his rear. Oh really? And you're one of these people are you? Prick. When customers take delivery of my sonic they will realise it is perfect to the 0.01mm. Then we will see who is talking out of their rear, right Primrodo?
I eagerly await my MFX screwdriver. It will be the most accurate, true to screen of a prop seen close up and often...and was brilliantly made (to think the prop makers did a bad job on the prop, you evidently have not seen the latest few props in the series). This prop will be exact and wil be Fantastic. Still feel that way? Especially after I've proven how inaccurate it is?
Sure, it will lack sound...but thats what time is for and I am sure some genius will figure that one out...Hyperdyne, I am sure would get that right figured. I've figured it out. Does that make me a genius?
CT's sonic will be interesting to see, but I will not be buying it. But that will not stop me from examining it. In your dreams, asswipe."
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"Well the same guys making the final product are the ones that made the prototypes for the main run. The paint job wasn't all the off since they were used in the series at the send of series 4 Really? Then how come the production versions differ so much from the prototypes (which were perfect)?
There maybe some over generalization going on for CT's product but the facts are simple.
-Idealized product. Let me quote you something from MFX's literature that came with their sonic screwdriver - "We have made some minor tweaks to try and make various joints and fixings more robust but without changing the fundamental nature of this prop" Sounds like they have also tried to idealize their product, same as what I've done. Except I've kept all the changes internal and to make the prop better overall in terms of build quality. So it's ok for MFX to do it and not for me? Sounds like double standards to me and more sucking up to MFX.
-Not accurate details. Really? Like you would know. You keep going on about this but never provide details when asked. Ok, what is inaccurate about my Sonic? I'm waiting.....
-Pompous attitude. The words POT, KETTLE and BLACK spring to mind.
However dissing a members right to critique a product on a Replica Prop Forum is also a huge turn off for me. I am here and a member here to pick apart props, learn somethings new and collect awesome pieces. And slagging off someone just because they point out to you that your comments are unfounded, speculative and totally uncalled for is fair ?
I imagine someone will get both props and have a side-by-side comparison.It isn't going to be you, boy. I'll save you the trouble and post a side by side comparison myself"
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"my main beef with the CT Sonic is the stainless steel, as I said before. Aluminium is a fine material, stainless changes the look considerable as it gives a more grey cast. Really? How ignorant and ill informed you are. I'll bet you one of my sonic screwdrivers AND will streak across Tianamen Square if you can tell the difference visually between stainless steel and aluminium.
But I am one person not entirely happy with his sonic and watch...but I am a [Fuck]nut, and after years and years of research discussions and meetings with everyone from basement machinists to high end companies...MFX is doing exactly what I tried to for a fraction of the cost...so I am happy. Good for you. Still happy Justin? "
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"Flame War? Because some of us do not like a companies certain stance on their product or a current licensee? So what precisely don't you like about my stance on my product? Just because I am proud of my product and despite being 10000 miles away from Cardiff, I can still procure a screen used prop and copy it to within 0.01mm? Is it resentment, jealousy or the sheer fact that I have more knowledge than you? Or maybe you're just resentful I possess a bigger penis? Until this point, what precisely have I done to warrant your dislike of me?
We can bash and make fun of Hasbro and Rubies, but we can not speculate and discuss a product offered by someone with claims that are even getting larger? Now he is one of three people that know more about the sonic than those of us here? I GUARANTEE that I know more about the sonic screwdriver than anyone on your poxy board. I have spent several years of my life blueprinting this thing to within fractions of a millimetre. Can you or your buddies say the same? If not, then fuck off. If you did, you would have made it by now. Karsten also handled the Eccelston screwdriver, hense those pictures posted in this thread, he knows his stuff too... Karsten knows shit. He has not handled the Eccleston prop. Since when did he say that? His pics are of his CO toy prototype. and how about Neill from MFX who works directly with the BBC? Neill is a makeup artist. If he knew as much as you think he did, why is his replica so inaccurate? Answer me that, dick head. The Eccelston sonics were used quite a bit during Tennants tenure. I know. It is one of those from Season 2 that I am replicating.
I am sorry but saying he knows more than anyone is LAUGHABLE. So's your face. Let's see who has the last laugh, shall we?
The only real flaming going on is the attacks against us who disagree with CT's stance and attitude. Thats what is getting old... why you are offended by us critiquing an offered product is beyond me. Its not yours, but its being sold to the public. Noone was attacking you. They were telling you and your bum buddy Darren Adams (Naked Mole Rat) to chill out with your unreasonable and unfounded attacks on me and my products.
Seriously here. I have been on this forum for a long time. If you cannot take a criticism for a product you enjoy, that you are not making...then you are in the WRONG place. How about the fact that CT has been trolling the thread and making direct references to the things said here on his FAQ? That is far more flame-worthy than the comments a few of us have made here. So it's ok for you to badmouth me, make spurious speculations and claims behind my back, without a right of reply? Well, fuck you, if you had conducted yourself like a decent human being without resorting to personal and indirect attacks on me and my products, we wouldn't be here at this moment in time and space would we? Ask yourself that question, Justin.
MR takes FAR more lambasting for their products for the SAME claims and the SAME attitude. But just because you like the product, does not make it right. And it's OK for you to diss me and my products off because you just take a personal dislike to me?
Heck, I am surprised that the mods have not locked this thread earlier as the License holder is on this forum supporting their product and we have this blatant disregard for them because their price is a whopping 19 pounds more than CT. (Forget the sale price, which is a marketing ploy). I think we've worked out it's a lot more than £19, right Justin? You math is as retarded as your ability to form an argument.
Far as I know I am allowed to speak my opinions, thoughts and passion on a forum designed and built for the very purpose OF nitpicking props, replicas and costumes. And I have just as much right to tell you what an utter fuckmeister you are.
If you want to continue to berate those of us with an opposing opinion, without reading a rebuttal, then find ANOTHER forum. What spectacular hypocrisy. Are you not the one berating others who have pointed out how unfounded, malicious and downright unreasonable your hatred of me is?
I for one am here to discuss, not to flame. Here to nitpick details, not take flak for doing so on a forum made for that. Here to learn, not be told that I am being negative because I disagree. Then nitpick then. You haven't discussed a SINGLE detail of my product nor pointed out where the inaccuracies are.
It would be way different if no licenser was making sonics, and if someone was offering them without sounding like whiny child saying they know more than you, and that we are foolish because they like to pose their photos a certain way without actually saying "here you go". Is that the kind of reassurance you want? "It does it, trust me!" Didn't MFX say similar about the screen accuracy of their sonic? You trusted them, now look, you have an unreliable, inaccurate piece of crap. I hope you fucking choke on it.
Sorry, I have seen MFX's details, side, closed and lit up. They showed the details people want to see...and if CT responds by saying that he's got more pictures displayed than MFX (Wowee!) but not the ones we want to see (Like MFX's single photo). Sorry. Not winning any points there either. I have seen plenty of Sonic attempts that the teeth do not connect, so it does not close. I think I've well and truly shut you up on that score.
These are valid opinions and concerns, from someone who values the props, the show and the people behind it. Yeah, which is why you were/are planning to replicate the MFX sonic and sell it. Great way of showing you value the people behind the show and the props"
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So there you have it...Primrodo showing the world what a first class, two faced, 24 carat wanker he is. The reason he hates me is becuase he has tried for years to make a metal sonic screwdriver but had neither the talent, information or the intelligence to make it happen. It galls him that someone out there has detailed blueprints and dims of an actual filming prop and knows more about the prop than him or his retard buddies. To make himself feel better about it he has to belittle, criticise and attack me and my product yet has offered not a single sliver of information as to why it is inaccurate, even when challenged. He therefore resorts to baseless attacking of my character and business ethics whilst trying to ingratiate himself upon MFX yet I have PROOF he has planned and is planning still to produce an unlicensed copy of the MFX sonic. I would call Primrodo a cunt but I shall refrain. He has neither the depth or the warmth.