Wanker of the week - Congratulations Peter Nuallain!

I haven't done a 'wanker of the week' for a while, mainly due to the surfeit of wankers that I encounter on the Interweb but this prize tool, in displaying a level of ignorance hitherto thought unreachable,  has distinguished himself with a level of vigourous single handed masturbatory action that defies belief. In doing so he has deservedly earned the moniker 'wanker of the week'.  So, ladies and germs, without further ado, I present Mr Peter Nuallain.......

Nuallain posted the following on the Gallifrey Base internet board this evening (My reply in RED):  

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Originally Posted by Doctor Who


That is not a picture of the released version of the sonic. It is a picture of the prototype MFX made to copy. We won't get in to screen accuracy of the released version of the replica. There has been lots of discussion about that on some of the prop replica forums.

Nuallian wrote:

Just to clarify for anyone wondering - the upshot of that discussion wasn't, as you might have assumed, that the replica wasn't accurate. Rather it was that since the sonic was rebuilt time and time again it's not exactly the same from episode to episode (or even from scene to scene at times). So while it's perfectly possible to take screengrabs from any particular scene from any particular episode and detect differences between that screengrab and the replica in your hand, the replica is made by the same people to the same standard as the ones used on the show and is, if you like, a "typical" screwdriver prop as like any of the ones that were used in the show as those versions were like each other.

Actually dickhead, it is you who needs clarification. Gorton claimed to have replicated a SINGLE prop. He has said so himself and posted pics of said reference prop. It looks nothing like what was produced. There has never been any prop that has the dimensions of the MFX. The MFX replica was not 'made by the same people' as the props. The MFX was made by unlicenced replica maker RussRep and the props were made by te BBC art department. Get you facts right you stupid ignorant cunt.



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Besides you can't buy one any more. MFX has lost the license and will not produce any more ever. You can get one on ebay at exorbitant prices.


Nuallain wrote:
AIUI it's not so much that they 'lost' the licence (that implies BBC WW took it off them for shoddy product or something) but that the team decided it was too time-consuming for too little profit so didn't pursue a renewal of the licence.

Well, you don't understand it. You really believe that official line don't you? Actually, the licence was taken away. MFX didn't have a choice in the matter. Gullible twat. 


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Any way, I prefer the Celestial Toystore's version of the sonic. I won't post the link to his site because I don't want to violate any forum rules. But Google is your friend if you search for celestial toystore sonic screwdriver.


Nuallain wrote:

One thing to bear in mind about the Celestial Toystore operation is that not only does it sell illegal, knock off, merchandise but - last time I checked - the operator freely admitted he'd deliberately chosen the payment method - direct wire transfer - so that he could conceal his identity and location from his own customers. If people are satisfied with his product, that's great, but there seems to be very little room for redress, or protection, for anyone who's dissatisfied and it's up to the individual to decide how comfortable they are with that, considering the prices involved.

Here's some news for you, you dumb stupid fuckstick: 1) My goods may not be licensed but they are infinitely superior in accuracy and quality to 'official' releases and are not recasts or copies of official releases so hardly can be considered knockoffs when they are original sculpts and toolings. 2) I use Paypal. 3) I may be an egotistical and sociopathic nutjob but I care about my customers and stand by my product 110%. I have the best customer service and product satisfaction of anyone comparable and I can back that up with testimonies of hundreds of satisfied customers worldwide over the past three years. This is not an idle claim, this is fact and if my customers want to chime in in the comments section, they are free to, so don't shoot your sanctimonious mouth off, spouting utterly untrue statements when I can back up everything I say with proof.

Just look at this knob.What the fuck is going on with that combover hairdo? And why does he wear a shit costume all the time waving toy sonic screwdrivers in people's faces, gurning and scowling in an attempt to look....interesting? You look like precisely what you are: a dozy cocksucker who is old enough to know better. I've noticed him around the boards for a while. He's an intellectually stunted wannabe whose overestimation of his own capacity for intelligent argument becomes woefully apparent when queried by those with more acute faculties. Get a fucking life Nuallain, you prick.

Addendum: It turns out that it is not just me who thinks Nuallain is a cunt. A couple of years ago the Anorak Zone did a poll for who was the 'Biggest Cunt in Fandom'. Funny enough, our mate Nuallain made the nominations: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Az--LEHq9zEJ:anorakzoneforum.informe.com/forum/post124118.html+%22peter+nuallain%22&hl=en&gl=uk&strip=1