Monday, 10 May 2010

The reason why siblings shouldn't breed...

....feast your eyes on this fuckstick:


Yes, a cocksucker we all know and love: 'Risu' aka 'Ninja' Risu aka Daniel Pawlik. Not satisfied with being repeatedly bitchslapped by yours truly, this inbred and retarded example of unbridled specialness has the temerity to make the following comment re my sonic screwdrivers:

"From what I've seen of his product it's not all its cracked up to be."

Fair comment, it would appear prima facie. However, one should also bear in mind that the said commentator lacks something compulsory to his comment being taken with any credibility: the ability to see.

Yes folks, Daniel Pawlik lacks any ability to see.

This should immediately be obvious from the pic above: the fact that he willingly chose to walk out into the world looking like that, the 90% accurate Tom Baker neckerchief he 'designed', the Pete Sampras haircut, the gormless slackjawed expression and the vacant glazed eyes all point to a cunt with the visual capacity of Ray Charles. This is a man who looks so genetically and evolutionarily challenged the first question a car salesman would ask him is what flavor he wants his windows.

Here's a challenge for you Daniel-san: why isn't my sonic all it's cracked up to be?

You have no critical skills so why should anything you say be treated in any fashion other than how you would treat raw sewage?

I have dozens of reviews from people a lot better qualified than you who say otherwise. These are people who are off loading MFX's en masse on Ebay because they have bought mine. This is not fiction. This is FACT. Something that tiny mind of yours has trouble comprehending. So why don't you fuck off back to your little corner of the Internet and never take my name in vain nor darken my doorway ever again with your incessant drool soaked scribblings? Hmmmmm?

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