The Emperor's New Clothes

Like a glutton for punishment, it appears that Neill Gorton is still in denial over the lack of accuracy of his sonic screwdriver despite the absolute objective proof being laid out here. This blind bearded wanker, supported by yet another blind bearded wanker (a 'Barry' from EFX) steadfastly adheres to the bullshit notion that the MFX is somehow 'screen accurate'. The fuck it is.

Tell you what Gorton, if you are so adamant of this, why don't you avail yourself of the comment box below, and SWEAR on the life of your unborn child that your sonic is an exact 1:1 replica of the prop?

You must think we are all stupid and blind. I have set out the objective facts. Any dickhead buyer of an MFX can take a pair of Verniers and see for themselves.

It amazes me what weak minded sheep Doctor Who fans can be. Just because you are told something you believe it. It's like that stupid myth that CO supplied their toys for use as props on the show. Despite every proof otherwise, the bullshit persists. Just like Neil claiming to have measured a prop and then duplicating it 100%. I'll say right now I don't think Neill measured the bloody prop at all. This is the prop alleged to have been copied and below is MFX's supposed identical copy.

They may look similar but if you happen to know the original prop like I do, you'd see that it's inaccurate in almost every single dimension.

Neill's apparent prototypes were the same as the prop. No question. That's because MFX didn't make them. Nick Robatto, the original propmaker, did. If you still have the prop Neill, why don't you show it off? In fact, how come that your website does not show one of your screwdrivers? The small, rather blurry picture on the MFX site is actually one of Robatto's. If MFX had it in their possession you'd think they would be keen to photgraph it in high res from every single angle and show it off to the world?

Those that still think it is accurate are fools. Sycophantic fuckwits who, like those who applauded the Emperor's new clothes, do so because they are weakminded yes men who allow themselves to be controlled by silly cunts who are after your hard earned cash.

Which brings me on to my next gripe....

What really fucking pisses me off is what a spineless bunch of fuckers some of you are. I know that there are a lot of you out there who agree with me. Hell, I know that there are some of you who already own an MFX and are not happy with it. Question for you then:

WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU GROW SOME GONADS AND ACTUALLY CALL THAT CUNT NEILL GORTON OUT ON IT??????

He cannot do anything. Why are you so afraid of doing so? Because you are afraid of confrontation? Or are you afraid that he might accuse you of being a CT supporter? Shouldn't basic truth, honesty and integrity be way more important than the feelings of a deluded idiot? That twat can't do a thing to you for pointing out objective truth.

We know the man lies. He has lied, still lies and will continue to lie yet because he happens to work on the show it seems to make it all ok. We know that the BBC took the licence from him because the sonic screwdriver was basically, crap, not that he surrendered it. Even those close to him have confirmed what a deluded prick he is.

I though about this long and hard and had decided against doing this but since Gorton is being such a cock, I'm going to reveal a legal way you can insist on Gorton actually delivering you a screen accurate Sonic. If he doesn't you, you can prove, in court, that his sonic is indeed as inaccurate as I have proven it is and force MFX to make you a new one. Stay tuned.