Monday, 24 May 2010

When is proof NOT proof?

...when you provide nothing that does anything to disprove a strong argument to the contrary.

Not with me?

Ok, here's the argument: CNC Machined versus Die-Cast (in relation to the emitter head of the MFX Sonic Screwdriver).

As you well know I have pointed out in the past that I have had a strong suspicion that the MFX emitter head was die cast in some way, either in entirety or partially and finished by machine. Now this idiot called Karsten has managed to prise himself away from Alastair Dewar's cock long enough to post the following pic (amongst others) to PROVE that the MFX sonics were machined:




Sorry dude, but a picture of a box of sonic heads proves nothing except that some guy with a bandaged hand possessed a box of sonic emitter heads.  

The sonics were made by Russ Brown, him of unlicenced classic sonic screwdriver replica fame. I have known this for some time as it explains quite a lot of why the MFX was so bad. It also catches Gorton in another lie, that being his claim that the sonics were made in-house at MFX.

However, moving swiftly on, this does not answer several observations:


  • Why the head differs in colour from the other hardware which we know for sure is CNC machined

  • Why metal in the head is corroding at a different rate from the other aluminium fittings

  • Why the machining marks are IDENTICAL on separate sonics. (These marks are like fingerprints - no two should be identical) as pointed out by a well respect RPFer. The machine marks are the old chestnut the MFX apologists always use but machine marks can be transferred from a die mould. Hell, most die moulds are machined anyway.

  • Why the diameter of the head differs. If it was fully machined, the head blank would be spun on a central point of rotation so the thing would be PERFECTLY circular from top to bottom. It isn't. It's close but still out by several hundreths of a mm. Enough to prove that it can't have been 100% machined.

  • Why a company in Buckinghamshire, near to MFX, that specialises in die casting and metal moulding, all but confirmed they were involved.
Russ Brown's involvement is probably the reason why MFX had the licence taken away. Gorton will never admit it and the truth will probably never be made public but I suspect a scenario where Rick McEwen or Ed Russell at BBC licence protection found out and went ape shit. You see, Russ Brown makes unlicenced classic sonics which infringes upon the licence of Sixteen 12. True or not? I don't know but it makes for pretty interesting reading don't you think?

Tell you what Karsten, if you want to prove the MFX head was CNC, post some pics of the actual production process from initial bar stock to final product. That'll do it.

Friday, 21 May 2010

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A fun brainteaser



A bit of fun... how is the Eccleston sonic related to the above item?

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Eleventh Doctor Sonic

Ok, it's official. The Wow Stuff sonic is not going to be much cop. The official word from Wow is:

  • It will be a static prop: the emitter does not extend, and the prongs will not pop out.
  • The sound will be activated using the screwdriver 'bits' and will not have a separate switch as per the prop.
What this means is as of now I am statrting work on a high quality, screen accurate Matt Smith sonic for release in 2011.

You heard it here first.

Sha'mone.

The age old debate again...

I wasn't going to say anything but one of my customers has stirred up a bit of a hornet's nest over on the RPF.

Basically, despite me having proven that the MFX is an inaccurate piece of shit, the MFX apologists are still in denial.

@Simon/Birdie: Every single external dimension on my replica is as is on the Season 1 prop with the exception of a narrower slider slot which was incorporated from the Season 2 prop. If you can't perceive the obvious you're either blind or in denial or both as the differences are blatant and immediately perceptible to even a three year old child (seriously).

@Fettster: Like Birdie, you've got fucking dead eyes if you think the MFX is accurate. The MFX is utterly inaccurate in practically every single dimension. They have been nowhere near a prop - FACT.  I have found out that their 'prototypes' were stock reference pics taken by the props department of brand new Robatto-made props built prior to Season 3. Kind of explains why no further pics of these prototypes ever surfaced or why the final product differed so wildly, right? Or why Gorton has never answered any direct questions on this point.

@Phez: Are you some kind of simpleton? The colour of the MFX head is a dead giveaway.  Also they have not sprayed on any kind of coating. Are you thick or something???? The dullness of the MFX head is down to a different kind of aluminium used because it flows better in the die mould. They then rumbled it to get rid of imperfections. If you scratch it, of course you will get a different colour: it's called oxide, you fool. You are not scraping off a paint coating. A virginal CNCed emitter head would look just like mine. It needs minimal (if any finishing).

A respected member of the RPF board emailed me privately to state the following: "It is definately die cast as a couple that I had have exactly the same marks on the emitter. Whether NG knew this is a moot point, as it is obvious now after a few months that the head is discolouring ata different rate to the other aluminium parts.". If the MFX head is coated, as you say it is, why is it changing colour? Surely the coating will prevent oxidation? Fucking moron.

You wrote: "The only thing on the MFX that looks different to the hero Sonic that I am used to seeing in photos is that the openings in the head look sort of rectangle instead of square (they extend farther up towards the the tip) ant the corner radius look different. That being said, those few photos are all I am comparing against. We know there were multiple hand made Sonics and that MFX could have used any one of them as reference. It is not fair to use a photo of one prop out of many and say it proves inaccuracy. "


Well actually bub, it does. Your claim that there were several props, all different, is also an argument I shat on a long time ago if you can be bothered to read as it was also an argument Gorton used. Gorton claims he based his prop on a SINGLE hero prop. Despite him changing his story several times. We even got a pic of it. How come the final product looks NOTHING like the prop he has claimed he based it on? Answer me that, Einstein.

@ Clutch. You wrote "Just by looking at the MFX you can tell it is machined." . Yeah, like you would know. Your lack of knowledge is laughable.  Ok, how do you explain the corrosion and the fact that the diameters differ from top to bottom? If the MFX was rotated around a central axis on a CNC the diameter of the head will be consistent top to bottom. It isn't. It's been die cast then finished on a mill or the original blank was machined then used for the die mould with the machining marks having made it to the final die mould.

@Primrodo:  You wrote: "They are persisting its Die Cast because Celestial Toystore says it is repeatedly on his blog, despite Neill coming in on here stating a few times its not. Its a circle argument as you basically have to decide whose word is more viable, a prop maker that has made the replica stating how it was made, or someones personal assessment that is technically competition and has an axe to grind against the prop makers."  Yeah, I'll believe a SFX makeup artist (NOT a propmaker) who has a history of consistently lying to save face (note my sarcasm) and not just my personal assessment, but the assessment of many experts in the industry including some of Gorton's chums. Oh, and the small fact I managed to track down the company that made the components for the MFX. Justin, face it, the MFX is no more accurate to the screen used prop than the CO toy is. You've even been told this in private by several highly respected experts besides myself. Besides you wouldn't know screen accurate even if kicked you in your gonads. Ok, name which dimension on my sonic is inaccurate? You're a stupid fucking cunt if you think that there is anything inaccurate about mine. Come on you stupid dozy fuck nugget, put up or shut the fuck up. I challenged you before and you backed down. Grow some balls and man up or just fuck off.

It is basically a rudimentary deceit played by MFX that they thought would never be found out as MFX did not reckon on anybody else actually having measured or documented these props. I have though, and the moment I laid eyes on an MFX production sonic, I knew that they had fucked up badly. This is not just my opinion either. It is a widely held opinion in the INDUSTRY and one of the prime reasons why Gorton had his licence taken from him.

My sonic is the most accurate Doctor Who prop replica ever made. Period. But those of you who actually own one already know this, don't you? ;-)

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Yet another satisfied customer

Received the following rather lovely email this morning:

"Subject: A jaw dropping note of thanks


Hi there,



Arrived home from work today to find a note saying a neighbour had taken in a delivery for me. Couldn't remember if I was expecting anything so when I picked it up and read the company name on the shipping label I almost ran back to my place to open it. When I did I could only gasp and utter two words: Holy Crap!



This sonic screwdriver, the one that I can't stop looking at and picking up just to hold, is absolutely fantastic. Utterly, utterly brilliant (to use a few Doctorisms). I've seen lots of prop replicas in my time and bar a scant few they've all had to make compromises either in their build quality, their colouring, their accuracy... However you have done it, this is without doubt the finest reproduction I've seen for many a year. Not only does it look precisely the part it also has a weight I wasn't expecting making it oh-so-satisfying to simply wave around acting like a giggling arse shouting Allons-y. Unlike the 11th Doctor's sonic which, from watching the Angels episodes, looks like a a hulking lead pipe with a bulb on the end yours is elegant, understated and perfect.



You now have another fully paid up member of your fan club (the sneaky way you smuggled the batteries inside the packaging just increases my respect) and having a look at some of your upcoming projects I can see I'm going to have to start saving again. Strangely before I came across your store I was tinkering with the idea of getting a cheap River Song screwdriver and trying to strip down and fit a uni-remote into it as it's bigger with more buttons, I thought it'd be a perfect candidate. Now I will very happily wait until I see what you come up with.



A million times, thank you!"

Yet another satisfied customer. Thank you again for your continued support!

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

On slider buttons

I have said this before but I'll say it again. Some people out there have expressed doubt as to whether the Eccleston props had such a large slider button. To these people I would like to draw their attention to the following pictures of the Eccleston era static props:



Looks familiar doesn't it? This larger button was also seen on the sliding prop also albeit sitting in a slot the width of the button itself. CO slightly tidied up the edges of this button for their toy, both protoype and production version,  but it remained virtually unchanged in dimensions and shape.

Hope this clears this up.

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